Only at Walmart

...so there I was....

...Walmart shoppers all around....

I went to pickup my daughter's birthday cake from the bakery and quickly proceeded to the shortest checkout line...that was my 1st mistake!!!

I was behind a woman who was already in the process of paying for her order. She was buying some dog food, a can of beans (or something of the sort) and one or two other items. I thought that she'd be outta there in no time...man, was I wrong!!!

She proceeded to pay with her EBT card (foodstamps)---DENIED!!!

Credit Card number 1---DENIED!!!

Credit Card number 2---DENIED!!!

Finally, she pulls out some cash and proceeds to pay, but then says...get this...I'm not lying...I couldn't make this crap up...

"uh, do you sell gift cards here?"
The teller says, "yes I do, how much do you want to put on it?"
The woman answers, "um, I'll put $7 on it!"

$7 are you f!@#ing kiding me???? You're out of foodstamps, but you can give somebody a $7 gift card!!

Wouldn't you LOVE to be the person receiving it? Here's what the card would probably say:

"To my dearest friend, I was just thinking of you while I was buying my dogfood at Walmart! Here's a giftcard just in case you run out of your foodstamps like I did--Love, me"